Hayter for Nov 12, 2024
“Now for Something Totally Different”
The only good thing about the past week for me is that now I don’t have to worry about the capital building being attacked this January. Unfortunately, those who are currently serving prison for the original attack will be released on or near January 20. But, what the hey? It’s just a sign of the times.
At the moment, Kay and I are experiencing a bad sign from yesterday’s time. It has nothing to do with the presidency. It involves our garbage disposal. It’s the first disposal we ever had, and it has just reached its seventh year of service. That’s a short term for a refrigerator, but it’s pretty much the life expectancy of a garbage disposal.
On YouTube I watched a guy take apart a six-year-old leaking garbage disposal. He intended to show the viewer how to locate and possibly replace the part that was leaking. Watching him remove the disposal from the bottom of the sink wore me out. Then he started disassembling the thing. By the time he removed the skin of the disposal, I was in tears. I thought, “Oh the humanity!”
Eventually, he worked his way down to the part that was leaking. It looked like a three-inch round piece of wood or concrete. It was orange-like and connected to the bottom portion of the disposal. I never heard the name of the particular part, but it’s now moot.
Because, after seeing what needed to be done to remove the thing, and then how to replace it, I was exhausted. At that point, I fast-forwarded so I could see how it all came out. What I saw and heard, was a man practically in tears. He had experimented on his neighbor’s 6-year-old leaking garbage disposal, and without finishing the job, he had a new solution. He said that we’d be better off buying a new one.
And, get this, the man was not selling any garbage disposals. He mentioned the type he was working on and suggested that it might be best to just replace the old one with a new one of the same brand and name.
By the way, I ask you to remember that my mind is still not working on all cylinders due to the election result. So the plumber is supposed to show up tomorrow in the late morning. When he gets here, hopefully, he will not bring up the election. Kay and I are two out of only 16 Democrats in the county.
But, let’s try to forget that and return to the topic of “garbage disposal repair”. Realizing the plumber would show up the next morning, I went ahead and removed all of the weird stuff from under the kitchen sink, after which I sopped up the water that had dripped from the stupid disposal. I must keep in mind that it is an over-the-hill disposal, that I should not castigate.
That being said, at the moment, I’m tired of writing about the garbage disposal. So, right now I choose to talk about the insanity of raising tariffs on imports. It will result in the raising of prices and a depletion of labor—I apologize. I’m better now.
Uh, so at the moment we’re going to look at a few of the spray bottles that I confiscated from the cabinet located under the sink. First of all, here’s a spray can of “Blaster Penetrating Catalyst.” I’m not sure what it does, but it was hiding under the sink just waiting to be called upon.
Next is a plastic squirt bottle of “Scratch Out”. The label reads “Fine Scratch+ Swirl Remover.” It apparently removes Swirls but has yet to be used on any of ours. One of us, say, Kay, saw the bottle on one of the aisles in HEB and feared I might scratch the water heater. It could happen any minute now.
And here’s a squirt bottle of “Goof Off Adhesive Gunk Remover”. Any year now, that will come in handy. Then we’ve got “Goo Gone: For Automotive Goo and Sticker Removal.” We can’t have enough of that. And here’s a small jar, about the size of a can of Bean Dip that is called “Wright’s Silver Cream.” It’s used to polish silverware. Our silverware is now stored somewhere in the bowels of the house. We haven’t used the tarnished implements since Kay and I received it as a wedding gift.
Here we have two spray cans of unused “Stainless Steel Cleaner and Polish” to be used on the only stainless steel piece in the house – the refrigerator. If we ever get around to polishing that thing, believe me, we’ve got the stuff to do it. Oops, I just found a half-filled bottle of tarnish remover. It’s called “Tarn-Z”. Get it? We’re blessed that there’s not a great deal of tarnishing around here.
That’s pretty much all I’ve got for you today. Hopefully, a few of you will still be reading me next week. Again, I would like to tell you how pleased I am that no one will storm the Capital or White House in late January.
I am confident that the losing party this time has proved itself to be less violent. The vote didn’t turn out as hoped, but that’s just the way it is. Who knows, perhaps the Republican Party is on the right track. I’m not sure what it is, but there’s plenty of time to find it. God bless us one and all.
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